1) Wide boy



Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys

Born with hearts of Lothian

Wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian

Wide boys, we were wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian

These hearts of Lothian



It's six o'clock in the tower blocks

The stalagmites of culture shock, (culture shock)

And the trippers of the light fantastic, bow down, hoe-down

Spray their pheremones on this perfume uniform



And anarchy smiles in the Royal Mile

And they're waiting on the sly boys, fly-boys, wideboys

Rooting, tooting cowboys, lucky little ladies at the watering holes

They'll score the Friday night goals

I was born, with a heart of Lothian

With a heart of Lothian



2) Curtain call



And the man from the magazine

Wants another shot of you all curled up

Cos you look like an actor in a movie shot

But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot

How did I get here anyway?

Do we really need a playback of the show?

Cos the wideboys want to head for the watering holes

Watering holes, water-holes



Let's go



And the man in the mirror had sad eyes