Hello Mudder - Hello Fadder

Here I am at - Camp Granada

And it's very - entertaining

And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining



I went hiking - with Joe Spivey

He developed - Poison Ivy

You remember - Leonard Skinner

He got ptomaine pois'ning last night after dinner



Take me home, oh Mudder, Fadder

Take me home, I hate Granada

Don't leave me, out in the forest

Where I might get eaten by a bear-ear



No I don't want - to-oo scare ya

But my best mate - has malaria

You remember - Jeffrey Hardy

They're about to organise a searching party



Take me home, I promise I will not, make noise

Or mess the house with oth-ther boys

Oh please don't make me stay

I've been here one whole day



Dearest Fadder - Darling Mudder

How's my precious - little bruddah

Let me come home - if you miss me

I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me



Wait a minute - it's stopped hailing

Guys are swimming - guys are sailing

Playing cricket - gee that's better

Mudder, Fadder kindly disregard this letter



Ay! it's my turn to bat!