Hello sailor, buy you a drink

Hello sailor, tell me what do think

How was the big beach, how was the sand

Did you fly an aeroplane, did you get a tan

How does it feel to be back on American soil

Hearing no blood for oil



Hello sailor, tell me what do you think

Hello sailor, will we get him next week

How does it feel to be hated and loved back home

I'm telling you that you should have known

That I'm a little despot, short and stout

Here is my handgun, here is my crowd control

When you tick me off, then the bullets fly out

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit



Hello sailor

Hello sailor, buy you a smoke

Hello sailor, can I tell you a joke

Knock knock who's there

No I'm just happy to see you

It'll be a hundred if you come



Hello sailor, tell me how does it feel

Hello sailor, to be fighting for real

Sailor they got you coming and going

Sailor look out cause your pussy is showing

How does it feel to be back on American soil

Hearing no blood for oil



I'm a little prostitute, I put and sell

Here come the market monkeys with their little Fontainelles

When they tip me over they better tip me well

Because free love is a whole lot of bullshit

Free love is a whole lot of bullshit



Hello sailor, buy you a fuck

Hello sailor, you had much more than luck

You had the US of Army on your side

And that red white and pride



Hello sailor, I mean women and men

Hello sailor, you gonna be up for it again

How does it feel to make shooting stars in the sky

Was it a rush to almost die



Hello sailor

I said hello sailor

How does it feel to be back on American soil

Hearing no blood for oil



I'm a little

Here is my platform, here is my holy roller

When you snow me under, I rock and roll you out

Cause free love is whole lot of bullshit

Free love is whole lot of bullshit

Free love is whole lot of bullshit