Ooh I got a busted wing and a hornet sting

Like an out of tune guitar

Ooh she got Hercules on her side

And Diana in her eyes



Some men like the Chinese life

Some men kneel and pray

Ooh well I like women and I like wine

And I've always liked it that way

Always liked it that way



I can't dig it, the way she tease

That old tough man routine up her sleeve

Living and loving, kissing and hugging

Living and loving with a cat named Hercules

A cat named Hercules



Oh and it hurts like hell to see my gal

Messing with a muscle boy

No superman gonna ruin my plans

Playing with my toys



Rich man sweating in a sauna bath

Poor boy scrubbing in a tub

Me, I stay gritty up to my ears

Washing in a bucket of mud

Washing in a bucket of mud