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Fuck the Middle East

There's too many problems

They just get in the way

We could sure live without them

They hijack our planes

They raise our oil prices

We'll kill em all and have a ball

And end their fuckin crisis



BEIRUT, LEBANON, won't exist once we're done

LIBYA, IRAN, we'll flush those bastards down the can

SYRIANS and SHIITES, we'll crush their faces with our might

Then Israel and Egypt can live in peace without these dicks.