When you woke up this morning

Did you feel all alone?

Did you get a grip on yourself?

Were you just flesh and bone?

Did you long for the center-fold spread

of some bimbo-girl magazine

to appear by your side and physically question

you manhood

and make you come clean?



Hey! Hey Mister - all you need

is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,

rock 'n' roll...



When you woke up this morning

did you you feel like hell?

Did you think that some Jevohah's Witness

was a-ringing your bell?

Did you think you were in Babylon?

Did you take a good look around?

Or did you stick your head out the window

and find you could not make a sound?



Hey! Hey Mister - all you need

is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,

rock 'n' roll...



When you woke up this morning

did you get up and go?

Did you take a good at yourself in the mirror

and go on with the show?

Did you picture yourself as a Leonardo

Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls?

Or did you see just another piece of Modern Art

like "The Peppermint Tower In Praise Of Greedy Little Girls"?



Hey! Hey Mister - all you need

is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll,

rock 'n' roll...