Don't bother going to class

Cuz nobody cares if you cut

And its not smart to experiment

With ben gay on your nuts

If you ask her out and she says maybe

What she really means is no way

And if you try jerking off behind the back stop

The team will be playing that day (oh God)



These are the things I wish I knew

There are the things I wish I knew in highschool

Yeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschool



Don't call the head jock a fag, even if it's true

And don't hold out for that one special girl

Cuz she'll never have sex with you (get laid)



These are the things I wish I knew

There are the things I wish I knew in highschool

Yeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschool



Don't let 'em see you crying, no matter how it hurts

Nobody ever got laid, cuz they were wearing a rush t-shirt (noo)



These are the things I wish I knew

There are the things I wish I knew in highschool

Yeah, these are the things, I wish I knew in highschool