HIGHLY ILLOGICAL

Leonard Nimoy (the super-logical Mr. Spock of TV's "Star Trek")

(Dr. Demento's 25th anniversary tape)



From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place

BRTo study the behavior patterns of the human race

BRAnd I find them highly illogical

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BRGirl meets boy they fall in love

BRShe says he's everything she's dreamed of

BRBut when they get married before he's aware

BRShe changes his habits the way he combs his hair

BRShe changes him to someone he's never been

BRAnd then complains he's not like other men

BRNow really I find this most illogical

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BRTake the case of your automobiles

BRGreatest invention since man discovered wheels

BRHydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor

BRPushbutton windows pushbutton doors

BRDouble barreled carborators rush you anyplace

BRBut you never can find a parking space

BRHighly illogical

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BRTake the case of modern man

BRHe works all his life gives it all he can

BRSaves all his money works overtime

BRPinches every penny banks every dime

BRAll he can think about is money but you know

BRThat he can't take it with him where he's going to go

BRNow I find that fascinatingly illogical

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BRNow is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned

BRMy people I believe have every right to be concerned

BRFor in spite of computers and advanced psychology

BRBehavior patterns are still a mystery

BRI predict the future of this earthly human race

BRIs that having made a mess of Earth They'll move to outer space

BRWell there goes the neighborhood

BRTotally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical

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BRtmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans

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