Turn turn the radio low, I've got to talk to you

Turn turn the radio low...

Got a half Armenian girlfriend she tests me like a scantron

She'll only tell me what's wrong If she's hit the bong ba bong bong

Feeling melodramatic and spastic She ain't made of west COast plastic

I lie awake with an aching, is it all in my head like she said

I'm in love wih the sounds that you make and the ground

that you walk on I'm running after you, I'm in love with the way

that you're making me wait i just want to be catching up to you

Got a half Armenian girlfriend she's hotter than i am handsome,

She'll fuck you ups and then some

She'll rock the boat to Bedlam.