So you been to school for a year or two

And you know you've seen it all

In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far

Back east your type don't crawl

Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz

On your five grand stereo

Braggin that you know how the niggers feel cold

And the slums got so much soul



It's time to taste what you most fear

Right Guard will not help you here

Brace yourself, my dear



It's a holiday in Cambodia

It's tough kid, but it's life

It's a holiday in Cambodia

Don't forget to pack a wife



Your a star-belly sneech you suck like a leech

You want everyone to act like you

Kiss ass while you bitch so you can get rich

But your boss gets richer on you

Well you'll work harder with a gun in your back

For a bowl of rice a day

Slave for soldiers til you starve

Then your head skewered on a stake

Now you can go where people are one

Now you can go where they get things done

What you need my son:



Is a holiday in Cambodia

Where people dress in black

A holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll kiss ass or crack



Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot, Pol Pot [etc.]



And it's a holiday in Cambodia

Where you'll do what you're told

A holiday in Cambodia

Where the slums got so much soul



I Fought the Law (and I Won)

Drinkin' beer in the hot sun

I fought the law and I won



I needed sex and I got mine

I fought the law and I won



The law don't mean shit if you've got the right friends

That's how the country's run

Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had

I fought the law

And I won



I blew George & Harvey's brains out with my six-gun

I fought the law and I won



Gonna write my book and make a million

I fought the law and I won



I'm the new folk hero of the Ku Klux Klan

My cop friends think that's fine

You can get away with murder if you've got a badge

I fought the law

And I won

I am the law

So I won