The car won't start--it's falling apart

I was late for work and the boss got smart

My pantyline shows--got a run in my hose

My fair went flat--man,I hate that(hate that)



Just when I thought things couldn't get worse

I realized I forgot my purse

With all this stress--I must confess

This could be worse then PMS



Bridge:

This job ain't worth the pay

Can't wait 'til the end of the day

Honey,I'm on my way

Hey!Hey!Hey!Hey!



Chorus:

Honey,I'm home and I had a hard day

Pour me a cold one and oh,by the way

Rub my feet,gimme something to eat

Fix me up my favorite treat

Honey,I'm back,my head's killing me

I need to relax and watch TV

Get off the phone--give the dog a bone

Hey!Hey!Honey,I'm home!



I broke a nail opening the mail

I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell

This job's a pain--it's so mundane

It sure don't stimulate my brain



(Bridge)

(Chorus)



Oh,rub my neck will you



(Chorus)



I'm home,that feels much better