Aloha, it's Honolulu Lulu from Hawaii

I saw you out the corner of my eye

And here I come

Blowing one too many pages of your paper over

Pulling on the sails of your catamaran

As only I can, here I come



Aloha, alo, aloha

Aloha, alo, aloha



We're going to have to

Call in all the army and the navy and the air force

Everybody on the island

Every boy and every girl becoming soldiers

Conscription, aloha

(Chest in, tongue out, cough twice and they say, ah)

Description, o no ah



Everybody's screaming, streets are teeming

With kamikaze rickshaw

And the hurricane keeps on blowing

Just as hard as she can blow

Will she ever let up, no

Panic station, evacuees

Description, refugees



Aloha, alo, aloha