[Verse One]

Aiyyo here's a tale, about a female I once messed with

Or better yet, skins that I swung eps with

Face full of grace, waist shaped like Vanessa

Del Rio, oh-me-oh, my but the heffer had

big juicy lips, wide hips you had to call fat

Stacked back to mack, yo the hooker was all that

and lots more, and baby girl I had the hots for

But I'm really not sure, who she spread the twat for

Heard it was a kid across town named Hector

But I don't give a heck, so I still went and checked her

on the down low, he ain't around so

Out of sight, out of mind, get your coat and let's go

So we dipped, hopped in the whip and we was gone

Off to City Island cause they had it goin on

Two yuks a foo, now the mood was set

Caviar at the bar, Red Star, Moet

Silk suits, spendin loot like a straight up mack

When I felt somebody finger tappin me on my back

And turn around quick, but before I could begin

All I seen was a big mac-10, aiyyo it's her boyfriend



[Chorus]

"Hooker got a boyfriend!"

"Why do she do this boyfriend?"

"Ohh ahhh.. why do she do this boyfriend?"



[Verse Two]

Check it, yo

I broke camp, ran like a champ, yep I jetted

Off to the trunk for the pump, time to set it

Money kept screamin some CRAP that I dissed him

So I started lettin off {*gunshots*} but I missed him

Honey got scared, and called the five-oh

So yo, you know the half Dukes, time for me to go

Cause I ain't the type to be doin no bid

For a dame or a lame-brained punk Spanish kid

So I chill, call the hooker up the next day

She told me come over yo, bet I'm on my way

Be there in a sec, yo I'm not too far

She said, "Park around the back so he don't see the car"

Met me at the door wi