By Joe Walsh and Richard Starkey





WHEN I WOKE UP THIS MORNING,

MUCH TO MY SURPRISE,

THE SUN WAS GOING DOWN

AND I WAS STILL ALIVE.



I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

AND ACCORDING TO MY EYES,

THE MARTIANS HAVE INVADED,

IT'S HOPELESS.



I WENT TO SEE MY DOCTOR

TO ASK HIM WHAT TO DO

DEPENDING ON THE DIAGNOSIS.



I SAID,