In order to remember your dreams,

You must think of them as if they were little kittens

When you wake up in the morning

Before you get out of bed

Sit up and say

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty "



If this doesn't work,

You must go into the kitchen and pour out a saucer of cream

Place it by the foot of the bed and say,

"Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Here, kitty kitty, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty "



When the kitty gets the cream, the dream is remembered