How peculiar I am all of the above babe

Johnny long strokes to the grave

Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle



Rub me rub me up right lovely

If you lick it then lick it badly

Good and properly all night if you want



I haven't got a clue what to do with you

Need for you to love me so much

Jesus what am I gonna to do with this crush

So get the old fella and whack it up against her tush



How peculiar



Bend your long legs against the sofa

In the Dorchester you can eat your all bran

I'm not into heart sports



Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you

Jesus all the things my head is going through

God what am I gonna to do with this crush

Just whack the old man out and get it up against your tush



How peculiar



Jesus what am I to do man

I am a depressed man

Not sure what I'm doing

All of the day



How peculiar



I am all of the above man

I am what you want man

If you want me here I am

Come and get it baby