Howard beware 'cause we don't wanna hurt you

While the sun is shining, that'd be cruel

Howard beware 'cause we're gonna get you

We know where your kids go to school



Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Cause you're so easy to scare

You'll hide from the shadows

And everybody knows



Howard beware the Russians they don't like you

Might as well drop the bomb on you

Howard beware the government won't protect you

Like to see you turned into Howard stew



Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Cause you're so easy to scare

You'll hide from the shadows

And everybody knows



Howard beware the neighbors wanna kill you

Might just all form an angry mob

Howard beware your mother has disowned you

Says that you're a pervert and a slob



Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Howard Howard beware

Cause you're so easy to scare

You'll hide from the shadows

And everybody knows