You can find the truth in late night television

You just gotta use the eyes that you were given

Yes you can



It can help you find the things that you were missing

Things like Star Trek, Ab-flex and God who sends this message



Straight to you

From the heart



Chorus

Yeah Jesus loves an asshole

I know Kenneth Copeland told me so

He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know



T.V offers more than just religious guidance

It can help you solve the problems of your love life too

Yes it can



It can blow your mind with 1800 numbers

You can speak to girls who know how to cure loneliness



Yes they can

I can't wait



Chorus 2

Yeah T.V loves an asshole

I know Telecafe showed me so

It's got it's own T.V show Yeah they must know



Hey Jesus loves an asshole

I know Kenneth Copeland told me so

He's got his own T.V show yeah he must know



You can even shop on late night television

You could buy a book and maybe even read it

Yes you can



I read one that told me T.V's quite addictive

I prefer to call it a two way interactive



Yes I do

And I should know



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