I am cow, hear me moo

I weigh twice as much as you

And i look good on the barbecue

Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's

Made from liquid from my udders

I am cow, i am cow, hear me moo (moo)



I am cow, eating grass

Methane gas comes out my ass

And out my muzzle when i belch

Oh, the ozone layer is thinner

From the outcome of my dinner

I am cow, i am cow, i've got gas



I am cow, here i stand

Far and wide upon this land

And i am living everywhere

From b.c. to newfoundland

You can squeeze my teats by hand

I am cow, i am cow, i am cow

I am cow, i am cow, i am cow!