I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head



I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite



When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze

Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose

I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny

From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny



To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries

Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal



Yakko,Wakko and Dot:



You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical

We are the very model of cartoon individuals!