I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly

I'm crying





Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob





Mister City Policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm crying

I'm crying, I'm crying





Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob





Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun

If the sun don't come, you get a tan

From standing in the English rain

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob





Expert textpert choking smokers

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you

See how they smile like pigs in a sty

See how they snied

I'm crying





Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo