Last night I tasted caviar

Drank the best champagne and wine

But I acted oh so bored

Like I do it all the time

(I do it all the time)



Last night I met some people

Who tried to bring me down

With their sharp edged razor wit

But I let them know I'd been around

(I've been around)



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I can be aloof

I can be rude

I can have

Attitude



Last night I met somebody

A very pretty man

He wanted to seduce me

But I said I had other plans



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Last night I took a taxi

To a very posh affair

Mingled with the well to do

Wond'ring what I was doing there



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