I gave up a min of cheese

To Domino's delivery

Whiskey sours

Apple pies

Finger-lickin' chicken fried

Are gastronomic history

I used to like them scary shows

But I gave 'em up a while ago

Don't do no dip-defyin'

Rollercoster ridin'

Now days I just take it slow

Every since we started datin'

I been compensantin'

To keep from gettin' up

To hell any quicker

'Cause

CHORUS:

She's hard on the ticker

Hard on the ticker

The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

Sayin' hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my door

My chin gets heavy

Hits the floor

Silky hair

Garnet lips

Swingin' double-jointed lips

My blood begins to roar

And when she nibbles on me ear

It's partly pleasure, partly dear

Little dab is all it takes

To get my heart a palpatatin'

Fellin' like the end is near

I oughta get a policy

A double indemity

It'd make my beneficiary

A whole lot richer

'Cause

(Repeat chorus)

That's my girl

Yeah, she's hard on the ticker

I oughta get a policy

A double indemity

It'd make my benificiary

A whole lot richer----

(Repeat chorus)

Oh, she's hard on the ticker

She's hard on the ticker

Hey, she's hard on the ticker