See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer.

(laughter)

Pretty much.

Got matches?

And Im not lyin one fuckin bit, either.

Are you guys musicians?

Were magicians.

What kind of misic yall play?

The kind that..i dunno.

Ask and so you shall recieve.

Whoo!

Reggae!

Reggae? oh, reggae!

Im not too into reggae.

Why not?

Oh well...

I dont like it, thats why.

We play rock, blues.

Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi?

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.

Oh.

I like a little of this kind of music.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I like jazz, blues.

Oh, jazz is great.

Im not too into rap.

I really dont like that rap.

Rap? rap.

I like oldies.

Some rock, some hard rock.

I even like a little mexican music.

Dont understand the shit theyre sayin.

Dont understand nuthin, but I like it.

Now, the indian music.

Now thats somethin to trip off of!

Acid.

Because every song is like...

Youd better be trippin pretty hard.

Uh-huh.

Ill bet you trip hard.

Acid.

Oh, hes got it goin on.

Dont you go near ya hand...

Yeah.

Everyday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyday I say, oh please dont lie.

We gotta leave.

I swear.

You should get a real one, man, whats your fuckin problem?

Ah-hah.

I never said I thought you were stupid either.

He aint got nuthin on there.

Can one of yall spare 20 cents.

I dont evn have 20 cents.

I dont even have...uh...

If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...

Id spend the last one...

This guys got 20 cents, Id bet you.

My wallets inside.

Yeah, right, cmon.

Yeah, cmon, you got money.

Yeah, you got cash.

Yeah, we know you got money, man.

Actual