Helen Song, Helen Song

we think what you're doing's wrong

Mat has been here all along

his love for you is very strong

Helen Song, Helen Song

don't go out with Bill Wong

he plays pong all day long

cuz he's Chinese he bangs a gong

Helen Song, Helen Song

we want you to wear a thong

smoke a bond ding dong

to your world Matt belongs

I don't like the way you're talking to me

don't you know Matt wants to be free

sick of singing CCD

he wants to paint nude pictures of me

now here it what I decree

me and Matt we both agree

this is the way it has to be

shut the fuck up or I'll break your knees!