Waking up can't remember my dream

Landlord pounding on my door my God I hate scenes

It's a bad way to start my day

But it's too late to start it over



Buying gas with quarters 'cause I'm low on cash

My roommate broke in to my personal stash

I just tore my dress my dress my room's a mess

And my computer just crashed



Zippity doo-dah day

Zippity doo-dah hey!

I feel better now



Months and months without getting laid

The guy that I wanted turned out to be gay

But his lover's cool and we're all friends

And I'm right back at square one again



Zippity doo-dah day

Zippity doo-dah hey!

I feel better now

(repeat and fade