Your wife was so fucking bored with you

I was in Boston for a court date, and she fucked me

I threw an ashtray trough a chinese restaurant window

I met her at an Upsidedown Cross show



I fucked your wife

I bend her over

I fucked your wife

Your marriage is over



Larry Lifeless was buying her drinks

I told her how I used to be a crackhead

Next thing I know, she was jerking me off

You're jealous because your band went nowhere