(Chris DuBois/Lee Thomas Miller)



Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup

A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs

I hate Chicago

I'm changing planes in Dallas, I ain't going through I'Hare

It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't care

I hate Chicago



Sara told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now



I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice

It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why

I hate Chicago

From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow

The rock band in the 80's to the Oprah Winfrey Show

I hate Chicago



Sara told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now



Sara used to talk about

How one day we would settle down

Find ourselves an old farmhouse

On the outskirts of a small town



Then she told me that she only

Needed space to think things out

Then she met some guy named Tony

Guess where they live now



That's right I hate Chicago

I hate Chicago

Man, I hate Chicago