My girlfriend left me a month ago

I hope she gets hit by a truck

She split and hurt my big ego

Now there's no one to kiss



I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope I hope I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope she dies



She used to say she loved me true

Now she's gone and I'm so blue

She's gone she's gone

She's really gone

The lubey juice is moving on



I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope I hope I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope she dies



Let me tell you about this chick that dumped me

The hound

Seriously I dug this woman

I really really did

She was deep you know

Had a lot on the ball you know

She was everything a man could want

She fulfilled my every fantasy

Even the one about jello

And this woman chose to leave me

To leave me

But hey, it's all cheese anyway.



I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope I hope I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope she dies



I want her home in bed with me

Instead of out and running free

I need my baby yessiree

Lying here on top of me



I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope I hope I hope she dies

I hope she dies

I hope she dies



Yeah.



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