[Intro]

I thought my CD was done,

But that's not what they say

Do an insult track,

We need it for radio play



[Verse One]

American Idol, that's what I look for,

In the poop section of my local record store.

Ruben or Clay, oh which one should I pick,

It's like choosing which puddle of vomit to lick.

And when I want something even more fruity and fit,

I look up N for NSYNC or T for Timberlake.

So many skills Justin's making a buck at,

Does he rap, does he sing, he doesn't know what to suck at!

Now as for the bitches, lets give Britney thanks,

For the face that launched a million preteen skanks.

You were a virgin, that had to be hard,

You had more bones in your mouth than a St. Bernard.



[Chorus]

I Keed, I Keed

He's just making little jokes,

I joke with you,

Little dog, Little jokes,

I Keed, I Keed,

He's just making little jokes,

and your a good actress too.



[Verse Two]

Now lets go to Walmart,

Where they won't sell me CD,

Those company's nuts are in a jar in aisle three.

But you can see Christina in all her sluthood

It's like watching porn but the music's not as good.

I want to stuff my TV's crotch with a dollar

Still I would hump you if I could wear my flea collar.

You're looser than my poop after eating honeydew,

Only 50 cents can flunk more than you!

And yet you're too old for Fred Durst to desire,

He's checking out the cast of Lizzie McGuire

Soon Fred will try to get Mandy Moore,

To open for him and I don't mean on tour!

You're not the first person for R Kelly

His video's premiere in the LAPD.

I believe they set up an innocent guy.

You know what K