when the weather's fine, when it's sunny outside

think about the time I kicked a boy 'til he cried

oh, I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was

he was such a child



when I am alone, I remember so well

how merrily I tripped a boy so he fell

and I could've been wrong, but I don't think I was

he was totally wild



and I've been wondering lately

just who's gonna save me



now I have a cold, and no story to tell

and I'd marry you but I'm so unwell

and although I could've been wrong

well I don't think I was

he was totally wild



and I've been wondering lately

just who's gonna save me

you just should've been [warned/wise]

[oh/our] hysterical child

where'd you learn to do that