I kissed a gal in old Wyoming,



She rode a horse in a wild west show



When I said, baby, I'm bent on roaming



She cried we just got started



And she thought we can't be parted,



When I left her broken hearted at the rodeo.,



Oh yes indeed, yes indeedy



Yes indeed, the boy said no



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



I left her broken hearted at the rodeo.

I kissed a gal way out in Boysie



That's Idaho where potatoes grow



I went away and her sobs were noisy



I said I'll see you later,



And I hopped the nearest freighter,



Left her holding a potater down in Idaho.



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



Yes indeed, the boy said no,



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



She's left with her potater down in Idaho.

I kissed a gal in old Poughkeepsie



That `s where the college of Vassar's found,



She couldn't study, love made her tipsy



But she just couldn't pass er,



And so she just turned on the gasser,



So the sweetest gal at Vassar's in the cold cold ground.



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



Yes indeed, the boy's unbound,



Yes Indeed, yes indeedy,



The sweetest gal at Vassar's in the cold cold ground.

I met a gal when we hit Manhattan,



A sumptuous babe dressed in silk and lace,



So I start to tempt her with satin



I told her how I want her



And she then started to simmer



So I thought I'd try to kiss her but she slapped my face.



Yes indeed, Yes indeedy



Yes indeed, was in first base



Yes Indeed, yes indeedy,



I thought I'd kiss her, but she slapped my face.

I kissed a gal down in Mississippi,



A Southern belle named Emmy Jo



I thought for once love has got me tippy



She called me Lucky Seven,



Said my kisses were from heaven,



But I learned she was eleven, and I had to go.



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



Yes indeed, the boy said no



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,

I learned she was eleven and I had to go.



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



Yes indeed, the boy said nay,



Yes indeed, yes indeedy,



We're hot as electric wires



Twice as hot as forest fires,



And the biggest pair of liars.



Liars? Huhhuh. What the hey!



We're the greatest pair of liars,



We're the greatest pair of liars in the USA