(Jian on lead)

He can't stand a loss

He's always cross

His name is Ross... my [boss]

I love my boss



I love my boss

He isn't full of fluff and gloss

He gives me work and many chores to do

My model, like Ben Cartwright to Hoss



And though he pays me minimum wage

It's all I deserve at this stage

Some union hack said I should ask for more

I answered with suitable rage



I love my boss

I love my boss

I love my boss

I love my boss



One day I came to work too late

I'd had a Fravous luncheon date

My boss he summoned me to speak with him

I sweated, awaiting my fate

He said