I love my computer you make me feel alright

Every waking hour and every lonely night

I love my computer for all you give to me

Predictable errors and no identity



And it's never been quite so easy

I've never been quite so happy



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All I need to do is click on you and we'll be joined in the most soul-less way

And we'll never ever ruin each other's day 'cuz when I'm through I just click

And you just go away



I love my computer you're always in the mood

I get turned on when I turn on you

I love my computer you never ask for more

You can be a princess or you can be my whore



And it's never been quite so easy

I've never been quite so happy



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(Bridge)

The world outside is so big but it's safe in my domain

Because to you I'm just a number and a clever screen name



All I need to do is click on you and we'll be together for eternity

And no one is ever gonna take my love from me because I've got security,

Her password and a key