I love my elbows

Let's get straight to the point

I love my elbows

Yeah they're my favorite joint

They bend my arms with so much charm and finesse



I love my elbows

Take my ankles, please!

I love my elbows

So much I'm weak in the knees

Without these two I'd sure be blue I confess



Yeah thanks to elbows, I'm a fella

Who's got a hook for his umbrella

And for cool and casual leaning,

Boy are they great!



And right below my shoulders,

They're the perfect package holders

Just use them any time you want

Or even make 'em straight (crash as package falls)



I love my elbows!

They really top my list

I love my elbows,

Even more than my wrists



They're flexible and bony

They help answer the phone-y

They're useful when you want to touch

Your fingers to your nose



That's right, it's true, I love......

my elbows!

I love my elbows they're my favorite joint!