Refrain] Oh, I love trash!

Anything dirty or dingy or dusty

Anything ragged or rotten or rusty

Yes, I love trash



I have here a sneaker that's tattered and worn

It's all full of holes and the laces are torn

A gift from my mother the day I was born

I love it because it's trash



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I have here some newspaper thirteen months old

I've wrapped some fish inside it, it's smelly and cold

But I wouldn't trade it for a big pot o' gold

I love it because it's trash



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I've a clock that won't work, and an old telephone

A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone

And I am delighted to call them my own

I love them because they're trash



[Refrain, ending with]...Yes, I love, I love, I love trash