I remember I first met you

It was late in fifty-nine

We were introduced at a party

By an old school friend of mine



Someone told me you were pretty cheap

But it sure gave me a thrill

I loved you then, I love you now

And I guess I always will



Well, you sure do have somethin'

So we started goin' round

And everywhere that I went

You were some place to be found



So I introduced you to my friends

To Jack and George and Bill

They loved you then, they love you now

And I guess they always will



Do you think you could play that piano

Just a little bit softer

I'm tryin' to talk to a friend over here

It's awful loud



Well here it is just fifteen years

Since you first came my way

But I'm still gonna keep ffrrm you

Every single day



And I really like to hold you

But you just won't stand still

I loved you then, I love you now

And I guess I always will



Still a wee bit loud at that piano

What you think ya doin'

Use clubs or somethin', mmm



I once was told it ain't no good

To keep it all bottled up

But now my hand shakes far too much

To drink you from a cup



And I never could forgive myself

If a drop of you should spill

I loved you then, I love you now

And I guess I always will



And I'd like to thank my friendly glasses grocer

For supplyin' me with the inspir - inspir

For the idea for this song [hiccup]