Well, if you want someone to tear your world apart

Someone who will give it evrything she's got

If you wanna learn to cry, I recommend her



If you want someone who's really qualified, guaranteed broken heart every time

If you wanna learn to cry, don't let this chance pass you by

I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you



She's had plenty of experience along this line, oh so many times

She's torn apart this heart of mine, it's fascinating, the way she operates

She'll put you down when you think you're finally getting someplace

I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you, yes I do



If you want your dreams to end before they begin

someone who will ruin your life, and then laugh while you cry

Don't let this chance pass you by

I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you

I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her...