Ernie: Gee, Bert, it's so much fun, I know you'll like it once we've begun



Bert: Ernie, I've gotta wash my hair, I've gotta scrub my toes



Ernie: We Bert, will have a ball, if I can get you to sing at all



Bert: No, I refuse to sing along I won't

So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't

Although for you I would do almost anything

Along is one way which I do not want to sing



Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy

When you start to sing a snappy

Little number that will bounce you right along



Bert: No!



Ernie: Like "Farmer In The Dell" or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" or maybe "What's The Name Of That Song"



Bert: No



Ernie: So if you have a lot of choice,

You'll love it that you've got a voice

And even though the notes you sing are wrong



Bert: ERNIE!!



Ernie: You'll do a favor for us

If you lift your voice in chorus

For a swinging sing along song



(Duet: singing these parts at the same time)



Bert: I refuse to sing along I won't

So please don't ask me if I want to 'cause I don't

Although for you I would do almost anything

Along is one way which I do not want to sing



Ernie: Ole Buddy, it'll make you happy

When you start to sing a snappy

Little number that will bounce you right along

Like "Farmer In The Dell" or "Old McDonald Had A Farm" or maybe "What's The Name Of That Song"

So if you have a lot of choice,

You'll love it that you've got a voice

And even though the notes you sing are wrong

You'll do a favor for us

If you lift your voice in chorus

For a swinging sing along song



Bert: Ernie!!!



Ernie: Please Bert, you'll like it too

We'll sing together, just me and you



Bert: AARGH!!

No, I refuse to sing along that's it!!!!

And in the bathroom it's ridiculous, I quit!! That's that!

That's that!



Ernie: Gee Bert, that was terrific!