Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door

Well, he always was the neighborhood clown

Like the time he pulled my pants off

and he took those color pictures

And posted copies all over town

Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn

Or those wacky prank phone calls

from midnight till dawn

What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around



Boy, what a joker

What a funny, funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try



Say do you remember when I lost all my hair

'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo

And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay

inside my jockstrap

And filled my toothpaste tube up with glue

All those wedges he gave,

all those shoe strings he tied

All those brownies he made with the Ex-lax inside

Oh Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you



Boy, what a joker

What a funny, funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try



You know I couldn't help but laugh

Even though he treated me like slime

Remember when he cut my car in half?

Well, he really got me good that time!



Say, do you remember

when I broke in Larry's house

Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag

Then I dragged him by his ankles

to the middle of the forests

And stuffed him in a big plastic bag

If the cops ever find him,

who knows what they say

But I'm sure if old Lar' were still with us today

He would have to agree with me

it was a pretty good gag



Boy, what a joker

What a funny, funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

Boy, what a joker

What a funny, funny guy

I'll never forget about Larry

No matter how I try

No matter how I try



Oh, I remember Larry