Isaw daddy kissing, Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

He didn't see me creep, down the stairs to have a peep

He thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep



Then I saw daddy tickle, Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white

There must be some mistake, was I really awake?

I rub my eyes and moved in close up, better look to take

Then I..then I...hey..hey!



Then I saw daddy hugging, Santa Claus

He took his hand and pulled him to the couch,

It must have been just fine, Santa didn't seem to mind

Then daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine,



Then I saw daddy fundle, Santa Claus

And on his beard he nibbled now and then,

I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,

I left it open just a crack so I could watch some more

then I..then I..then I...then I..



Then I saw daddy undress, Santa Claus

They quickly threw their clothes on a big chair

Well much to my surprise, I couldn't believe my eyes

It wasn't Santa after all but mommy in disguise



But I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus,

Underneath the mistletoe last night

Oh what a laugh it would it been,

If I had really seen daddy kissing Santa Claus that night..!!