I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Underneath the mistletoe last night

She didn't see me creep

down the stairs to have a peep;

She thought that I was tucked

up in my bedroom fast asleep

Then

I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus

Underneath his beard so snowy white;

Oh

what a laugh it would have been

If Daddy had only seen

Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night