Blah, blah, blah

The V chip on my tongue's gone berserk

One channel left

I hope you like my talk show network

Can dress me up

Can't take me out

I'll make you squirm

Without a doubt



(chorus)

I say what I feel, it gets me into trouble

I feel what I say, I don't care anyway

I do what (who) I like, it doesn't make me humble

I like what (who) I do, it's just my attitude



Steven Austin and I both have bionic mouths

His saves the world, mine just spews whatever out

Sometimes my foot gets really stuck

Inside my mouth

I don't give a fuck



(repeat chorus)



Hey badabing, hey badaboom!

My lines don't come on silver spoons

You don't get refunds when you buy my brand of etiquette



(repeat chorus