I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DO

MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO

I WANT A RINKY DINKY DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS

IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME, AND COOL



HEY DAD,

YES SON,

DID YOU GO SHOPKO?

I WAS IN LINE FOR A WEEK, AND THEY HAVE NO MORE

HEY MOM,

YES DEAR,

DID YOU GO KMART?

YES AND I BARELY SURVIVED

THERE WAS NO PLACE TO PARK SO I PARKED ACROSS TOWN

AND WHEN I GOT INSIDE I WAS NEARLY KNOCKED DOWN

BY THE EYE GOUGING, CART STEALING, HAIR PULLING MOB

THEN A MESSAGE CAME OVER THE INTERCOM





ATTENTION KMART SHOPPERS, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL IN TOY

DEPARTMENT ON RINKY STINKY DOO DUMS. OR WHATEVER... 40% OFF NEXT FIVE MINUTES ONLY



LADIES SCREAMING, PURSES BASHING, CHILDREN CRYING, CARTS ARE CRASHING, SHOPPERS TO AND FRO ARE DASHING, BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL, PRICES SLASHING,

EVERY YEAR THIS CHRISTMAS MADNESS,

GOT TO GIVE THE GIFT OF GLADNESS, OVER THERE I SEE THE LAST ONE, GOT TO GET THERE BE THE FAST ONE,

OH MY GOD, THERE’S ONE MORE LEFT AND I’VE GOT IT!



SO DID YOU GET ME ONE MOM?

YES, NO DEAR, BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TILL CHRISTMAS MORNING TO FIND OUT



YIPPIE!!!!!

I GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS I DID

I JUST CAN’T WAIT TO TELL ALL THE KIDS

I GOT A RINKY, DINKY, DOODAD FOR CHRISTMAS (....STOP)



SON,

YES DAD,

SORRY BUT WE’LL HAVE TO SEND MR. RINKY BACK

WHY DAD?

BECAUSE MR. DOODADS BEEN CHEWING

CHILDREN'S TOES OFF, SO THEY'VE BEEN RECALLED.

OH, THAT’S OK DAD, CAUSE WHAT I REALLY WANT IS EVEN MORE BETTER...

WELL, WHAT IS IT SON? A NEW FOOTBALL, A BIKE, A

COMPUTER GAME?



I WANT A SUPER YOOPER (parents groan), BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS I DO

MY FRIENDS AT SCHOOL ALL WANT ONE TOO

A SUPER YOOPER BING BOING FOR CHRISTMAS

IT’S EXCELLENT, AWESOME AND COOL