It was like March or April, fuckin' Libra...fuckin', um, shit...



[1st Verse-Violent J]

Taurus, born in 1775

I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive

I used to hang with the original Billy The Kid

You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did

My daddies were a two headed freak show

Momma, a fortune teller, Esmarelda Zella

Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board

and I was born the next day...Violent J

When I was 14, I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there on the steel rack

I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up

I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?"

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy

Child of the witch heffer...whatever

Tied me up, burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts

After that they started bowing and shit

Praying at me, you know how them primitives get

I said, "Get off my dick, I ain't a savior,

I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor

Four simple things in this bitch, before I die...



[Shaggy2Dope]

I WANT A RUSTY AXE

I WANNA KNOW VOODOO

A FAT BITCH NAMED BRIDGETT

And a little sip of Faygo, too

'TILL I GET MY SHIT, IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER I WON'T NEVER DIIIIEEE!



[2nd Verse - Violent J]

So anyway...

50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucks

I ain't even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in search of my ends

I wrestled alligators, battled terminators

Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me

I fought in the Civil War, Yankees army

I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10

[Shaggy2Dope]

Man, they didn't even have that shit back then

[Violent J]

How you just gonna come in my shit a