It was like March, April

Fuckin Lebro

Torus, born in 1775

I'm like 300 and somethin, but I'm still alive

I used to hang with the original, billy the kid

You probably think I'm only playin but, I did

My daddy's were a 2 headed freak show

Mamma a fortune tella, Azmerella Zella

Anyway they had sex on a Oija board

And I was born the next day

Violent J

When I was 14 I tripped on the train track

And I was crushed right there, on the steel rack

I'm out cold, they though it would fuck me up

I got up and itched my butt, and I'm like, what?

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy child of the Witch heffer

Whatever

Tied me up burned me and threw stones

Had a few scrapes and cuts

Smokey Nuts

After that they started bowin and shit

Prayin to me, you know how those primatives get

I said get off my dick I ain't a savior

I'm what ya call a juggalo, and all I want is my flava

4 simple things in this bitch before I die

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

And a little sip of Faygo to

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka

I will neva DIE!

50 years passed all my homey's are old ass fucks

I ain't even got hair on my nuts

I left the village in the search of my ends, I wrestled Alligators

Battled terminators

Nothin ever killed me, nothin could harm me

I faught in the civil war, Yankees army

I walked across enemie lines with a mack 10

Man they didn't even have that shit back then

How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up?

Well atleast make this shit sound real man damn!

I walked acrossed enemy lines with a, lantern

Steddy takin cannon balls

To the balls

The war ended, I traveled the country horse back

Until this fool tried to horse jack

He put his gat to my head and blew my face up

Didn't even smear the makeup





I took his gun a put a divit in his neck

The sherriff didn't like it

I got endited

87 long years in the state pen

Till they finally forgot why they put me in

They had to let me go, can't hold me on nothin

On they way out they like "Yo ain't you like a houndred and somethin?"

I'm said Yeah thats right, and I ain't gonna die till I get my shit motha fucka!!!

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

Just a little sip or two

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka

I will neva DIE!

I slept under bridges, lived in a valley

Climbed up mountains, searched the alleys

More years passed and I still ain't died

Now I'm in Detroit on the Southwest Side

My homie has an empala blue '67

Last night we hit the road pushin 111

I stuck my head out the window told 'em forward the most

And let my nugget ping off a light post

hahahaha hell yeah cuz, yeah it hurts a little bit but then ya gotta straight bust

The world hates me cuz of shit like this

They always try and kill me but, MISS

I know it's odd cuz my face is forever painted

When I was born the bitch ass doctor fainted

My tongues a little long I choke people with it

Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it

And I told ya my neck can strech for miles

I sorta look like somethin from the X-Files

People wanna see me die for then a little bit

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my SHIT

And I ain't gonna die till I get it!!!!

I want a rusy ax

I wanna know voodoo

A fat bitch named Bridget

I said Faygo FUCK Mountain Dew

Till I get my shit in this motha fucka



I will neva Die!

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