I've gone through so much other stuff

That walking down the aisle was tough

But now I know it's not enough -

I Want To Be A Clone.

I asked the Lord into my heart.

They said that that's the way to start,

But now you've got to play the part.

I Want To Be A Clone.



Be a clone and kiss conviction goodnight.

Cloneliness is next to godliness - RIGHT!

I'm grateful that they showed the way

'Cause I could never know the way

To serve him on my own -

I Want To Be A Clone.



They told me that I'd fall away

Unless I followed what they say;

Who needs the Bible anyway?

I Want To Be A Clone.

Their language, it was new to me,

But "Christianese" got through to me;

Now I can speak it fluently.

I Want To Be A Clone.



Be a clone . . .



"Send in the clones......"

(Uh, I kinda wanted to tell some of my friends and people about it,

you know?)

WHAT????

You're still a babe, you have to grow,

Give it twenty years or so.

'Cause if you want to be one of his,

Gotta act like one of US!



Be a clone . . .



So now I see the whole design:

My church is an assembly line.

The parts are there, I'm feeling fine.

I Want To Be A Clone.

I've learned enough to stay afloat,

But not so much I rock the boat.

I'm glad they shoved it down my throat -

I Want To Be A Clone!



(Everybody must get cloned