I spend my days watching TV with a beer (Oooh-aah, you're fat)

It seems to cause my ample belly to appear (Oooh-ahh, you're fat)

Then one day my woman went and left me (Did not want to sleep with a whale)

She said she found someone more manly (A body that could not fail)



So I went and I looked into the mirror (You looked like a big tub of goo)

And I dreamed of being big and strong (Dreaming was the best you could do)

I thought to myself, what would I ask for? (If someone gave you a wish)

I think I'd like to look like my idol (That great big manly dish)



I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger

I don't want to big fat and big (Oh no, oh no)

I want to look like Arnold Schwartzenegger

I want a manly physique



I put down the Cheetos and went and went on a crash diet (Carrots were all you ate)

Then I found my skin was turning orange (You're just a big mistake)

Then I overdosed on diet pills (Too bad you did not die)

Still I want to look like my hero (That great big beefy guy)



I want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

I don't want to big fat and big (Oh no, oh no)

I want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

I want a manly physique



So I got a weight set and some steroids (To make you big and strong)

And I worked out really really hard (But it did not last for long)

I put out my back and the steroids made me sterile (Not like it mattered anyway)

And as for looking like my idol (He has one thing to say)



I don't want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

I don't mind being fat and big (Oh no, oh no)

I don't want to look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

It's easier being fat and lazy



(You'll never look like Arnold Schwartzeneggar

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