How young are you?

How old am I?

Let's count the rings around my eyes

How smart are you?

How dumb am I?

Don't count any of my advice



Oh, meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I might dare



Call me on Thursday, if you will

Or call me on Wednesday, better still

Ain't lost yet, so I gotta be a winner

Bacon and a cigarette's a lousy dinner

Young, are you?



Meet me anyplace or anywhere or anytime

Now, I don't care, meet me tonight

If you will dare, I will dare