Tony Clifton---I Will Survive



First I was afraaaaid

I was pyoo-trified

Kept thinking I could never live

Ah, without you by my sy-eeed

But then I spent so many nights

Ah, thinking how you did me wrong

And I ... grew ... STRONG!

And I learned to get along



And now you're back

From outer space

I just walked in to find you here

With that sad look upon your face

I should have changed that stupid lock

I should have asked you for the key

If I had known for just one second

You'd be back to bother me



Go on now, GO! Walk out the door!

Don't turn around now

You're not welcome anymore

Weren't you the one that tried to hurt me with goodbye

Did you think I'd crum-bill

Did you think I'd lay down and die



Oh no, not I

I will sur-vee-heeeev

As long as i know how to love

I know I will stay a-leeeev

I've got all my life to live

I've got all my love to give

I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!

I will sur-vee-hee-heeeev!

I will sur-veeeeeeeeeeeev!

I ... a-will ... sur-veeeeeeeeeeeeeeev!!!



Heeeey...Ah!!!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-veev!

I will sur-vee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-heev!



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